Ignore if u r married

Ignore if u r married..
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Baki sab ke liye...
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Happy Independence Day...

Proud to be an INDIAN

I- INTELLIGENT
N- NATION
D- DEVELOPING
I- IN
A- ALL FIELDS.

Proud to be an INDIAN.
HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY
JAI HIND...

Snta-Detol sabun hai

Snta-Detol sabun hai
Lala-hai
Santa-Acha wala hai
Lala-haan
Santa-Achi quality ka hai na!
Lala-haan bhai haan
Snta-thik hai to hath dhokr 1kg aata de do...

Kaun kehta hai Ladki hasi means

Kaun kehta hai..
Ladki hasi means Fasi..?
Arz kiya hai..
Muskurana to har Ladki ki Ada hai Wah-wah !
Use jo Mohabbat Samjhe...
wo Sabse Bada Gadha hai.

Waqt to hame bhula chuka hai

Waqt to hame bhula chuka hai,
Muqaddar bhi na hame bhula de,
Pyar ham isliye nahi karte,
Kyonki darte hain kahi fir se na hame rula de...

Life is like a Book Each day

Life is like a Book:
Each day a new page with
adventures to experience,
lessons to learn and good
deeds to replicate.
Have a COLORFUL PAGE today

Good Morning frnds

Heart is not a basket 4 keeping tension

"Heart is not a basket 4 keeping tension
& Sadness... "
It is a golden box 4 keeping roses of happiness..
Let ur heart be happy always...

Aik Pagal hath mai cigarette chupa kr

Aik Pagal (hath mai cigarette chupa kr)
Btao mere hath mai kya h?
Dosara Pagal: railgari...
1st : Tumhe Kais pata chala?
2nd : Maine dhuwa niklte dekha...

NA Dard Ne Kisi Ko Sataya Hota

NA Dard Ne Kisi Ko Sataya Hota,
Na Ankho ne Kisi Ko Rulaya Hota,
Khusi Hi Khusi Hoti Hr Kisi K Pas,
Agar Banane Wale Ne DIL na Banaya Hota...

Life is like a Book

Life is like a Book:
Each day a new page with
adventures to experience,
lessons to learn and good
deeds to replicate.
Have a COLORFUL PAGE today

Good Morning frnds...

Dosti kisi ki riyasat nahi hoti

Dosti kisi ki riyasat nahi hoti,
Maut kisi ki amanat nahi hoti,
Sambhal kar rakhna hamari saltanat me kadam,
Yaha dosti todne wale ki zamanat nahi hoti...

ZARIN aur KATRINA done hi

ZARIN aur KATRINA done hi,
Ek jaisi aur gori h Q?
Socho

Socho
Nhi pta na?
Qki 2no k naam me RIN ata h,
RIN de chaunkaane wali safedi...

Shiv:- Mera trishul kaha h?

Shiv:- Mera trishul kaha h?
Parvati:- Ganesh le gaya…
Shiv:- Kyu?
Parvati:- Keh rha tha,
“Girlfrnd” ke sath maigi khane k liye,
Papa ka kaata le ja rha hu...

Anshuon ki bunde h

Anshuon ki bunde h,
Aankho me name h,
Na upar aasma h na niche zamin h,

Ye kaisa mod h zindgi ka,
”Jiski” zarurat h “Uski” hi kmi h...

Mana k kabhi dil ki baat na btaoege

Mana k kabhi dil ki baat na btaoege,
Per aankho me jo h,
Wo kaise chupaoge,
Aaj wada raha ye,
Humara tumse jab bhi cell utaoge,
Humara missed call paoge...

Ek bus driver ki seat k peechhe likha tha

Ek bus driver ki seat k peechhe likha tha,
Agar ALLAH ne chaaha,
To manzil tak pahucha dunga,
Agar aakh lag gyi to maa kasam,
ALLAH se hi mila dunga...

Din bhar ki thakan ab mita lijiye

Din bhar ki thakan ab mita lijiye,
Ho chuki raat roshni bujha lijiye,
Ek khubsurat khwab raah dekh rha h,
Bus palkon ka parda gira lijiye...

Mat maro pani me pathar

Mat maro pani me pathar,
Us pani ko koi peeta hoga...
Apni zindgi ko haskar gujaro,
Qki aapko dekh kar bhi koi jeeta hoga...

Chandni lahro ko tufan bana deti h

Chandni lahro ko tufan bana deti h,
Maut insane ko bejan bna deti h,
Raste par pade patthr ko patthar na samjho,
Adami ki chahat use Bhagwan bana deti h...

Khwaish aisi karo k aasma tak ja sako

Khwaish aisi karo k aasma tak ja sako,
Dua aisi karo ki khuda ko pa sako,
Yu to jeene ke liye pal bahut kam h,

Jiyo aise ki har pal me jindagi pa sako...