Funny Jokes SMS: August 2012

Dosti kisi ki riyasat nahi hoti

Dosti kisi ki riyasat nahi hoti,
Maut kisi ki amanat nahi hoti,
Sambhal kar rakhna hamari saltanat me kadam,
Yaha dosti todne wale ki zamanat nahi hoti...

ZARIN aur KATRINA done hi

ZARIN aur KATRINA done hi,
Ek jaisi aur gori h Q?
Socho

Socho
Nhi pta na?
Qki 2no k naam me RIN ata h,
RIN de chaunkaane wali safedi...

Shiv:- Mera trishul kaha h?

Shiv:- Mera trishul kaha h?
Parvati:- Ganesh le gaya…
Shiv:- Kyu?
Parvati:- Keh rha tha,
“Girlfrnd” ke sath maigi khane k liye,
Papa ka kaata le ja rha hu...

Anshuon ki bunde h

Anshuon ki bunde h,
Aankho me name h,
Na upar aasma h na niche zamin h,

Ye kaisa mod h zindgi ka,
”Jiski” zarurat h “Uski” hi kmi h...

Mana k kabhi dil ki baat na btaoege

Mana k kabhi dil ki baat na btaoege,
Per aankho me jo h,
Wo kaise chupaoge,
Aaj wada raha ye,
Humara tumse jab bhi cell utaoge,
Humara missed call paoge...

Ek bus driver ki seat k peechhe likha tha

Ek bus driver ki seat k peechhe likha tha,
Agar ALLAH ne chaaha,
To manzil tak pahucha dunga,
Agar aakh lag gyi to maa kasam,
ALLAH se hi mila dunga...

Din bhar ki thakan ab mita lijiye

Din bhar ki thakan ab mita lijiye,
Ho chuki raat roshni bujha lijiye,
Ek khubsurat khwab raah dekh rha h,
Bus palkon ka parda gira lijiye...

Mat maro pani me pathar

Mat maro pani me pathar,
Us pani ko koi peeta hoga...
Apni zindgi ko haskar gujaro,
Qki aapko dekh kar bhi koi jeeta hoga...

Chandni lahro ko tufan bana deti h

Chandni lahro ko tufan bana deti h,
Maut insane ko bejan bna deti h,
Raste par pade patthr ko patthar na samjho,
Adami ki chahat use Bhagwan bana deti h...

Khwaish aisi karo k aasma tak ja sako

Khwaish aisi karo k aasma tak ja sako,
Dua aisi karo ki khuda ko pa sako,
Yu to jeene ke liye pal bahut kam h,

Jiyo aise ki har pal me jindagi pa sako...

Koi khushiyo ki chahat me roya

Koi khushiyo ki chahat me roya,
Koi dukhon ki panaah me roya,
Ajib silsila h ye “PAYAR” ka,
Koi viswas ke liye roya,
Aur koi viswas kar ke roya...

Zindagi k 7 hisse hote h

Zindagi k 7 hisse hote h:
1 Padhai
2 Khel
3 Mauj - Masti
4 Pyaar
5
6
7
Kya dhoond rhe ho?
Pyaar hone k baad zindagi,
Barbad ho jati h...

Santa-Agar nariyal k ped pe chhad jau

Santa - Agar nariyal k ped pe chhad jau,
To Engineering clg ki ladkiya dikh jayegi?

Banta – Zaroor...!
Aur haath chhod dega,
To medical clg ki bhi dikh jayegi...

The relation between one heart

The relation between one heart,
And another heart is called “Love”

But the relation between,
Heart and heartbeat is called “frndship”...

Gud frnd r like software

Gud frnd r like software,
They enter ur life,
Scan ur problems,
Edit ur tensions,
Download ur solutions,
Delete ur worries,
And save u in their heart...!

Sapne wo sach nahi hote h

Beautiful sayings -
”Sapne wo sach nahi hote h,
Jo sote samaye dekhe jate h”

”Sapne tho wo sach hote h,
Jinke liye aap sona chhod dete h”...

Love is like a chewing gum

Love is like a chewing gum,
It tastes only in the Beginning!
But frndship is like Chocolate,
It tastes till it Ends...!!!

Kanjus Application SMS

To,
The Nalayak Dost
I miss U,
Abe oye,
I beg 2 say dat, I m ur gud frnd. I miss u yar. I m wating 4 ur msg, so kndly send me sms.
Thnk U.

Best Regard,
Ur true frnd...

1996 Me- SMS k daam-5rs

1996 Me- SMS k daam-5rs,
2000 Me- 2rs,
2005 Me- 1rs,
2007 Me- 50p,
2008 Me- 10p,
2009 Me- free...

Tum kab msg karoge jab,
SMS pe loan milne lagega tb...?

Agr aap awaragardi nai krte

Agr aap awaragardi nai krte,
class bunk nai karte,
G.f/B.f nahi rakhte,
msg nhi rte to,
Ap is Website par jarur log in kare...

www.paida kyu hue beta.com

Bekabu h dil fir b jiye ja rhe h

Bekabu h dil fir b jiye ja rhe h,
Khali h dimag fr b MCA kiye jar he h,
Mjburi dekho is padhai ki,
Basics ka pata nhi,
Fr b SEMESTER clear kiye ja rhe h...

God 2 pappu:- Beta kya chahiye

God 2 pappu:- Beta kya chahiye...?
Pappu:- 1 Job, 1 badi si gadi,
Aur usme dher saari ladkiya...!
God:- Tathastu!
Aaj pappu girls school me bus driver h...!

Leave application by a kid

Leave application by a kid:
O my teacher wen I cum Water
Run cham cham cham Leg my fisla,
Gira main Dham upar ws my bag &
Niche ws my bum isliye 2 day I cant cum...

Gham nahi wahan jahan ho fasana aapka

Gham nahi wahan jahan ho fasana aapka,
Khushi bhi dhundhti hai har pal fasana aapka,
Aap udaas na hona kabhi zindagi mai,
Bohot achha lagta hai hame muskurana aapka...!!!

Vishwas ki ek dori h Dosti

Vishwas ki ek dori h Dosti,
Vishwas k bina kori h dosti,
Kbhi thanks to kbhi Sory h dosti,
Na mano to kuch bhi nahi,
Or
Mano to khuda ki b kamjori h dosti...

Kripya dhyan de clg me ki gayi

Kripya dhyan de clg me ki gayi,
Kisi bhi tarah ki padhai,
Puri tarah se kalpnik h,
Iska kisi bhi acchhi naukri se,
Koi sambandh nahi h,
Agar ise padhne se kisi ko,
Acchhi naukri milti h to ise maatr,
Ek sanyog mana jayega…

Ye sandesh student association dwara janhit me jari...

Bandar ki beti boli-papa papa

Bandar ki beti boli-papa papa,
Mujhe shadi karni h!
Bandar bola-Beti sabar karo,
Dulha abhi SMS padh raha h,
Padh k muskuraye to rishta pakka samjha...!!!

1 Ladka Aur Ladki 1 Dusre ko

1 Ladka Aur Ladki 1 Dusre ko,
Q Nhi Samajh Pate?
Qki KHUDA ne Ladke ko
Accha DMAG diya H
Or
Ladki ko Acha DIL,
Magar Ladki DIMAG se Sochti H
Or
Ladka DIL Se...

Kya bharosa Mobile ka Battry ka

*Kya Bharosa

*Mobile Ka
*Battry ka
*Charger Ka
*Netwrk Ka
*Balance Ka
*Life ka
*Time ka

*Isi Lye Advnc Me
"HAPPY NEW YEAR 2013”...

Duniya bhar k doctrs ki team ne research

Duniya bhar k doctrs ki team ne research
ki
Or is nateeje
pe pahunche
ki
?
?
?
?
Msg karne se jaan nai niklti...!
.
.
Kar lia kro SMS...

Grlfrnd ko apni palko pr bitha lo

Grlfrnd ko apni palko pr bitha lo,
De k khushi uske sare gum chura lo,
Pyar kro uski saheli k samne itna ki,

Uski saheli b aa k kahe,
JANU mujhe b pata lo...

Machli ko english me kehte hain fish

Machli ko english me kehte hain fish,
Hum apko bahut karte hai miss,
Humse pahle koi krna de wish,
Isliye 3 din pahle kr rhe hai,

Happy New Year 2013 wish...

Log kehte hai ki 40,000/- ka

Log kehte hai ki 40,000/- ka
Royal paint lagaye to
Ghar rangeen dikhta hai.
Are pagal 400/-ki ROYAL STAG piyo,
To sara shehar rangeen dikhega...!

Cheers...!!!

Kya aap switzerland jana chahte hai

Kya aap switzerland jana chahte hai?
Or waha ke 5 star hotel me,
Rukna chahte h,
To visit kijiye hamari website par…

www.beta apni aukat me raho.com...

Kisi Ko Preshan Krne K 7 Tarike

Kisi Ko Preshan Krne K 7
Tarike:
.
.
.
.
.
.
Ye Phla Tha,
6 Phir Kabhi...

My wish 2 U 4r today and 4ever

”G””O””O””D”
”MORNING”
”G””O””O””D””DAY”
”G””O””O””D””LIFE”
”G””O””O””D””LUCK”
”G””O””O””D””HEALTH”

My wish 2 U 4r today and 4ever,
HAVE A NICE DAY...

Hum kuch is tarah se apko yaad aayenge

Hum kuch is tarah se apko yaad aayenge,
Ki kbhi-kbhi aap khud ko bhi bhul jayenge,
Bas itna sa asar hoga Hamari yadon ka,
Ki kbhi-kbhi aap bina bat hi muskurayenge...

Zindgi ka Usul Agr koi tumhe pathar mare

Zindgi ka Usul
Agr koi tumhe pathar mare,
To tumhara farz h k tum us par
Phool phenko

Lekin

Yad rahe

Phool gamle k Sath ho...

Best relation don’t need any promises

Best relation don’t need any promises,
Terms or Conditions.
They Just need two wonderful people,
”One who can trust n one who can understand”...

Smile is a source to win a heart

Smile is a source to win a heart,
Smile is a name of lovely mood,
Smile create greatness in personaality,

So i wish U smile always in ur life...

"CONGRATS" U have been awarded

"CONGRATS" U have been awarded,
An M.B.A degree
For not Smsing me,
MBA means 'Member of Bhikari Association'
Kindly forward it 2 all M.B.A's...

Mere Kitne SMS mile? Bahut saare?

Mere Kitne SMS mile?
Bahut saare?
Aur tune kitne bheje?
Ek bhi nahi...!
Haaak Thu: Ab tak bahut SMS khaye
- Ab Goli Kha -
DHISHKYOUN...!!!

Kanjus Baap Baccho Se

Kanjus Baap Baccho Se,
Jo Raat Ko Khana Nahi Khayga,
Use 5/Rs Dunga,
Bacche 5/Rs Le Kar So Gaye,
Subah Baap Bola,
Jo 5/Rs Dega Usi Ko Nasta Milega...

Titanic K Sath Kanjoos Bhi Doob Raha Tha

Titanic K Sath Kanjoos Bhi Doob Raha Tha,
Aur Hans Bhi Raha Tha,
Dost:Oye Hans Kyun Raha Hai...?
Kanjoos:Shukar Hai Main Ne,
Return Ticket Nahi Khareeda...

Best one-Kanjoos ki zindagi kya jeena

Best one-Kanjoos ki zindagi kya jeena,
Kabhi humari tarah bhi jiya karo,
Roz mere sms padh kar sharam nahi aati,
Kabhi khud bhi SMS kiya karo...

Chandi ka ghoda sone ki lagam

Chandi ka ghoda sone ki lagam,
Msg pdnewalo ko mera salam,
Tea pepsi pinewalo kbhi pani b piya kro,
Fokat k Msg pdnewalo kbhi Msg b kiya kro...

1 Glass Pani Lo us Me Neem

1 Glass Pani Lo us Me,
Neem K ped Ka Phul Dalo,
2 Ghante K Liye Rakh Do,
Phir Dus Min,
Garam Kar K Thanda Karne K Bad Pi Lo,
Kanjusi K Keede Mar Jayenge,
Fir sms krna...